Thursday, 22 September 2016

[New Music] JoJo - "FAB"


JoJo's new album is coming October 14th. Titled Mad Love, it's the Diva's first release over at Atlantic Record- not to mention her first legit record in a decade!

To keep anticipation for the set at a high, the Diva has released another of its cuts. In a similar antagonistic frame of mind to lead single F**k Apologies, FAB has JoJo now coming for those "fake ass B**ches" in her life. Sadly, though the lyrics are entertaining and kinda clever, this is another strikeout.

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

[Music Video] Lady Gaga - "Perfect Illusion"



Lady Gaga's Perfect Illusion has debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at number 15, one week after its release. Today sees the push for the first single from her upcoming fifth studio album, Joanne, continue, with Illusion's visuals being released.

Monday, 19 September 2016

Angela Lansbury Sings "Beauty and the Beast" @ 25th Anniversary


Angela Lansbury is a legend in my eyes.

And being as how much I love her, I wasn't expecting this video of her singing the theme to Beauty and the Beast to leave me feeling anything but happy and gay(er). What actually happened was slightly unnerving.

Has Britney Spears Got Her Groove Back?



Yeah I came for Britney after her not so great VMA performance, but this Instagram clip has me thinking that something has changed since then at camp Brit. Either they've finally sorted out her knee- because she looks to be moving with way more ease and fluidity- or they've changed her meds. The hair is still busted though, but let's not dwell on that.

Whatever the case, I'm excited to see more switched on performances from the Diva as she continues to plug new album, Glory.

Friday, 16 September 2016

[Free For All Friday]


It's that time agaiiiin

If you don't know the score, here be the rules:
  • Try not to get too perverted- this site needs to basically be "safe for work".
  • If somebody starts a controversial subject, try keeping it civil when dealing with it. If things get out of hand please flag the conversation.
  • It would be nice if it stuck to music, but it's not a requirement! So talk about news, current events, how you're getting your hair done next time you hit the hairdresser! Whateves, really!
  • No nasty comments aimed at other users.
Inappropriate hugs to all of y'all (hi-fives to the underagers), and wishing you an awesome weekend!

Tuesday, 13 September 2016

[Vocal Profile] Britney Spears

Britney Spears


Vocal Type: Soubrette
Vocal Range: 4 octaves F#2- F#6
Vocal Pluses: Britney Spear's strength comes from her unique vocal timbre. Nasal and childlike the sound produced helps to distinguish her from others, being instantly recognisable. Capable of melisma [Gimme More], the ability to hold notes [I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman] and to jump to different octaves [Mona Lisa], she has displayed proficiency (in the studio) that suggests some skill.

Monday, 12 September 2016

Celine Dion Turns Rap Songs Into Beautiful Ballads On Ellen



Is someone forcing Ellen DeGeneres to do that talk show? Gurl always looks so damn miserable and uninterested in the clips I've watched for this blog.

Anywho, the regal Celine Dion was on the show, and Ellen, after some of that Tonight Show virility, had the Diva play her own jacked version of The Wheel of Musical Impressions. The twist, Celine had to balladise rap songs.