Wednesday, 26 August 2015

[Vocal Profile] P!nk


Vocal Type: Lyric Mezzo-Soprano
Vocal Range: A2 - A5 - E6 (3 octaves, 4 notes)
Whistle Register: No
Vocal Strengths:A powerful, dark, rich and sturdy voice that has a trademark vocal grit within its flawless placement and superb vocal control. Pink's voice can cut through the roaring instrumentation of her music with its incredible and effortless resonance [U + Ur Hand]. The voice carries a heavy, wide vibrato that is controlled and never laboured.The voice is also capable of melisma- though it is under utilized [Love Is Such A Crazy Thing].

Saturday, 22 August 2015

[New Music] Celine Dion - "L'hyme"

Y'all craving some new Celine Dion? Then pin back those lugholes and take a listen to this, her latest offering L'hymne. The sharper ones might notice that title ain't here no English, dagnabbit. And youz be right! This here be a French ditty taken from that here movin' picture thing-y, La Guerre Des Tuques.

Thursday, 20 August 2015

[NOOOOO!] JoJo Releases Three Generic-y New Singles.

JoJo has released three new singles! Yipee! (Sorta.)

In theory, I'm happy for this moment. It feels like we've been waiting for an official release for yonks, and it is great to know JoJo is back making music that has a chance of topping up that coin purse. But the reality is, only one of the three tracks is anywhere near the standard set by her most recent releases (See #LoveJo/ Far From Heaven/Demonstrate).

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

[Discuss] Overrated Singers

We've all had that experience where someone (or usually at the time, seemingly everyone) is going on and on about a singer, and you're just not getting the fuss. Bad times.

This isn't really about a singer being out and out bad, mind. For example Britney Spears can't really sing well. But since she's  never been billed as a vocalist of any sort, to call her "overrated" (vocally) would be untrue. So what do I mean? Let me give you una example.

[Is Anyone Out There?] Rita Ora and Chris Brown Team Up For "Body on Me" Video

It's the collaboration you all asked for. Don't never say that the good Lord doth not deliver'th! Or say it and risk a bitch slap from an unseen force. What do I care? Your life, your face.

Friday, 14 August 2015

Thursday, 13 August 2015

FKA Twigs Releases Stunning Visual Ep "M3LL155X"

FKA twigs has just dropped her new EP M3LL155X (note: it should be read as "Melissa").